The media, parenting advice columns and magazines as well as the American Academy of Pediatrics all assure us that if we are any good at parenting we should be applying sunscreen to our children's skin adequately if not over abundantly.
Yeah, what if your kids are allergic to most chemicals in sunscreen as well as certain titanium dioxide mixes???
Here is what we go through to apply sunscreen:
1) Decide what to wear, the more clothing the less pain.
2) Lotion all skin showing.
3) Wait for lotion to dry.
4) Apply sunscreen.
5) Hope you put enough lotion on to shield the skin from the sunscreen and enough sunscreen on to shield the lotion and skin from the harmful sun rays.
Why are we so careful you ask? Well Max, Tavis and Ziva are all prone to heat rash, especially if they are wearing plain sunscreen.
Once Tavis was wearing sunscreen and was playing outside, for some reason the sunscreen and his sweat combined into acid-like drips and everywhere the drip ran it left a trail of tiny bubbles and irritated skin, it looked like a chemical burn.
I have found that they can wear Burt's Bees sunscreen just plain but if they do not take a bath that evening their skin will get red and irritated.
There is also a sunscreen stick I get at Whole Foods called Hero that they wear on their faces but have to wash off at night.
They can wear Badger Balm sunscreen without any side effects at all.
The only problem with natural sunscreens is you have to apply, apply and re-apply. Which is better then chemical burns any day!
Yesterday we had another sunscreen episode. For some reason our eldest child decided to use the Banana Boat clear spray on the Very Special flat screen television, Daddy's one big thing he splurged on.
I spent three hours trying to get the sludge off. I tried white vinegar in water, soap and water and rubbing alcohol in water. (All things the electronics companies say NOT to use, but they do not ever say how to get sunscreen off!) It is now much better but definitely not the same.
My geranium was sprayed as well as several other things around the house, including a bed sheet of Ziva's, it was white (yes WAS) with little red roses all over it, everywhere the sunscreen hit the red colors ran into the white and I cannot remove it. This sheet was washed in warm water at least 30 times without ever having the colors run.
The brilliant red geranium has little bleached dead spots everywhere the sunscreen hit it.
And this is what we put on our skin!
Not me, not anymore, not ever!
We will be sticking to the natural ones from here on out.